
In a recent interview with The Bert Show, the guys talked about the finer points of vegemite, the guidance they've gotten from One Direction and some of the dream A-list celebs they'd like to date.
As for creating online dating profiles for each other, they describe Luke as "7 feet, 5 inches tall," with "erect" hair, "75% legs, ready for anything," and he loves green beans. Calum, on the other hand, "thinks [he's] a gangster but [he's] not," is "very hairless," but has "talented eyebrows."
Luke described Ashton as having "a glorious tan 90 percent of the time," "always wears a head band," "likes broccoli with cheese on it" and is deemed the best "boyfriend material."
Michael was tricky, but the guys landed on: "has an awesome laptop," is a "chameleon" with his change in hair color based on his surroundings. Oh, and he "rarely sneezes."