Just when you think you've heard it all, something like this comes along.
After Kim Kardashian tried to break the internet by flaunting her bare butt on the cover of Paper magazine, Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen has recreated her photo with a very personal touch: his penis.
His naked male member served as the paintbrush for this masterpiece, he explained to Daily Dot. "I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other. I have a very skilled penis, art-wise," he says.
Indeed!
Surprisingly, it only took him between 8 and 10 hours to complete his work of art.
This is his second penis painting, and he was inspired to paint Kim's posterior after he saw how impressive it looked on Paper's cover.
Which version do you prefer: the real Kim or the penis painted one?