On this week's episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami there were a lot of memorable moments. Some good (like anytime Mason Disick was on camera) and some that we'd rather forget (like Scott Disick telling Kourtney Kardashian she needed to lose weight).There were, however, five that stuck out as our absolute favorites.
So, let's take a look at them...
5. Kim Kardashian's Bloody Facial
What the heck? Seriously? We've heard of beer facials, caviar facials and even snake venom facials, but a blood facial?! ...with your own blood?! To make matters worse, after the blood is drawn, which is painful enough, they "treat it" and inject it back into your face with a torture device, equipped with nine tiny needles that pound and poke your skin, leaving you with so many cuts, you can't tell which is the fresh blood and which is the "treated" blood.
Sounds like a really soothing spa experience, doesn't it?! We'll take the massage instead!
4. Key to the City
As a way to welcome them to Miami, Kourtney and Kim are invited to the City Manager's office. Naturally, they arrive late...but they have a really good excuse!
As they are shaking hands with the City Attorney and City Manager, Kim explains their tardiness.
"Sorry we were late, she was breastfeeding, so...." she says, pointing to Kourtney.
Awkward!
The city officials, however, seem unfazed and sit Kourtney and Kim down to explain why they invited them in.
"The Mayor would like to give you the key to the city," the City Manager tells them.
Both girls look happy enough, saying what a nice gesture that is. "That's nice," Kourtney says.
Then their smiles turn to confusion before Kim asks, "But, what does that open?"
Oh, ladies!
3. Mind Your Manners
After enjoying a beautiful day at the beach, Kourtney, Scott and Mason pack up and get ready to leave. Kourtney asks Mason if he would like to say "goodbye" to the beach and he eagerly agrees, which is absolutely adorable in and of itself.
He waves goodbye to the water, the whales, the birds, the dolphins and all other ocean-related objects. Then, just as they're about to step off the sand, he decides he would be remiss if he left without thanking the beach for the fun day. "Sank you," Mason yells out over Kourtney's shoulder as he continues to wave at the waterfront.
So precious!!
2. Priorities
During her meeting with the City Manager, Kim gets him to agree to have the local police take her on a ride along.
Kim expresses her passion for crime-fighting and goes so far as to say, "If I wasn't doing what I'm doing now, I would totally be a crime scene investigator." We're sure momager Kris Jenner would be on board with that one. Needless to say, Kim IS doing what(ever) she's doing now, so that isn't a concern.
However, Kim is going to be a crime-stopper for a day, so she decides she should get some practice before the big event. She takes her two friends, Jonathan and Larsa, out to "the hood" to see if they can solve some crimes.
While Kim is driving and the three are getting ready for some serious business, Kim pulls down the mirror. We have to think she's got something super detective-y up her sleeve that is worth taking her eyes off the road for. Instead, she says, "My teeth look soooo good."
Don't quit your day job, Kim!
1. Curious KimDuring her ride-along with local police, Kim wants to show that she's super serious about learning the ins and outs of the biz.
Straight out the gate, she starts grilling her mentors with some hard-hitting questions:
"Have you ever shot someone?"
"Have you ever been shot?"
Fair enough questions to ask a cop...then, Kim starts asking them questions they probably didn't see coming:
"Can you put me in handcuffs?"
"What do you do if you want a snack...can you run in and like grab some candy?
"Does a cop car ever go through a drive-through...?"
Then, her next question (to the drive through attendant, this time)"Can I please get a hot fudge Sundae and a small French fries?"
And there you have it... clearly Kim was ready and willing to get her hands dirty during her ride along.
What was your favorite moment from this week's episode?
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